take it sleazy
3 days ago - 
8
8 
eeat sshit sson
(Source: gabeweb, via 11-17-1992)
MURK AVENUE: My email to ABC's "Shark Tank"
Dear Shark Tank Investors,
My name is Donovan Strain and I would like to first give you 10 reasons why sleeping on a trampoline is better for you:
1. Cost Less than “normal” beds (economic!)
2. Like jumping on your bed? Nothing is designed better for that then a trampoline
3. Looking…
2 weeks ago - 34
34 
(via foxxxhaus)
try not to bedroom mosh when you listen to this
(Source: Spotify)
I’m just a puppet on a string controlled by your hand to do corrupt things.
Now your dirty deeds are piling so high I can’t sleep.
I’m just a puppet on a string destined to live a life I can’t lead.
Underneath your watch I hang infinitely.
Tell me, how does it hurt now that the role is reversed, the table is turned around?
The scale is weighed out. You cry at the sound when the gavel strikes down.
Justice served. Justice deserved.
I am the Judge. Get your orders from me.
I am the Judge. Let the pendulum swing.
